Mitt Romney

Tsenu sent me this to put on my blog.

He thought that it would make me chuckle and everyone else too. ENJOY!!

Weeds

I was driving into my driveway this afternoon and I noticed two weeds. The first is the flower and the second is the vine. The flower I do not let grow because it does no favors for me in return. The vine grows up my fence providing privacy and hey it looks nice while it is doing so.

But I noticed that my vine is growing not only up my fence it is growing up my evergreen.

I was just wondering why it is that weeds can look so beautiful and still just be weeds?

Museum of Natural History

Hann's class went to the museum of natural history today and I went with. These are some great things we saw.

Did you know that this would one day become the Buffalo? I like this guy!

I was not interested in the little guy up front so I do not know what he is. The one in the back is a giant sloth. Cool Huh?


The mammoth is always a favorite of mine. He could not fit into one shot with the tusks and all.

The kids had fun but they had the most fun just rolling down the hill.

After all the fun it was time to go home!! Nice Smile Huh?

Messages

For several days I have noticed there are messages on the bathroom mirror, when it is foggy. I finally decided to read the message and it said "the mirror is not available right now, please leave a message". Then yesterday while Michy was leaving the bathroom I went in right after and took this picture; it says " Hello the mirror is not here right now may I take a message".
I am never quite sure where she gets her ideas but they are cute!

Comic

I messed up on letting and wrote leyying in the credits; ignore PLEASE!!

Today Tsenu had to go have a kidney stone removed that was just getting bigger instead of coming out. Not the most interesting thing unless you are my kids!!

You see, Tsenu had a very early appointment to have his procedure done and the kids had to come with. It was to early for them to have time to make it to school. I decided that it would give them something to do if they drew a comic stripe of their dad's kidney with the stone in it. If you watch you will see what they drew and how sick and twisted the kids are!! At least they made their dad laugh.

A Dancing Cow

Michy had to make a poster for school about not making bad choices. This is what she came up with.

Making bad

Choices is like

a dancing cow,

it's just

WRONG!

She drew the cow free hand on the computer, printed it out, glued it to a large paper, and wrote
beside it. She came up with the whole thing on her own.
I am proud because all the rest of the kids in her class drew people smoking and said stuff like you should not smoke. I think she thought outside of the box.

Karma Again!!

This morning Tsenu asked me to go to the bank for THIS.

I walked out of the house and realized something right away; That I should not have made fun of Tsenu's karma this morning and I LEFT MY KEYS!! I tried breaking back in through the door. It is the easiest way back into a house but then I remembered that I turned the latches around on the doors. Why? Well if I can get into my house so can someone else.

Then I remembered that I opened a few windows this morning to let the fresh air in. I torn this screen out. Do you think my husband is going to be mad when he comes home?

After I got the screen out which by the picture should tell you it was not easy; I had to find away to get myself high enough to go through the window. First, I tried the bucket on the porch. That was not working. Lucky for me it was garbage day and they come early to my street. I took the garbage can and flipped it up side down to step on from the bucket.

You know something, this may have worked but it could have been better. 1. I could have been wearing my jeans and not a skirt. 2. I could have not had thousands of books stack right under this window from painting book shelves. And yes we do have thousands of books, I am not exaggerating!

The bank teller asked me if I was having a good day. My response was that I was having a funny day.

Now I just hope that it goes to boring!

BAD KARMA

Tsenu, has the worst karma. I am not sure what he has done in his life to cause it but he has bad karma.

Last night Tsenu had a flat tire. I am not sure whether it is an almost blowout or someone slashed it. Plus, his car started ticking while he was driving home.
He let me listen to the sound and asked if I knew what it was. Yeah right, I know so much about cars. I told him maybe you made someone mad and they slashed a tire and dumped sugar in your gas tank.

So, does anyone know why a car would tick when you turn it on? Besides a bomb!

I do not think his karma is that bad.

Cub Scouts

This is Max.

Hann's Scout leader asked me to send a jar to scouts because they had a surprise. Surprise, I bought your child a pet and did ask you. Tsenu, does not like surprises. I thought he was cute.

Max would not eat anything the first day or the second; so Hann and I picked him out a friend. Micky named it Leper; no spelling error. She said Leper the kind that you touch and oh no your skin falls off. Weird child!!

Max finally ate that night and died! We think he ate to much. So, now we have Max Jr., Hann says if Max keeps dying he will name his fish Max the III and so forth.

Do you know how hard it is to take a picture of a fish?

And no telling me that Owen holds perfectly still for his pictures!

I am IT!

10 Years ago I: had three children, Micky was just a baby. We were poor because Tsenu was still in college. Tony was a holy terror; he used to give me nightmares. Van was in kindergarten and scared me to death on a weekly basis by leaving school in the middle of it. Glad that I do not have to go backward.

5 years ago I: had four children. Tony was past being a holy terror, thank heavens! Van was past thinking school was over and leaving early. Micky was in kindergarten and Hann was three and a half. Tsenu was teaching at the junior high. Life was great, at least for me!

1 year ago I: had six children; do not suggest it for anyone. I had ulcers for some reason, can not imagine why! I wanted to shut myself in a room and never come out. I will never go back!!

Yesterday I : I had four kids again!! Was sick as a dog with a fever, I have a cold. I did all the laundry, including washing sheets. I listened to conference, while I put 1x2 pieces of wood under shelves in the library. They need to be straightened from the weight of books. I painted the shelves a color called brownie. I really does look yummy! Made dinner. Put all the kids to bed, which means reading until all of them fall asleep. That only takes 1 to 2 hours depending on how good the book is; we do this every night.

5 snacks I enjoy: red seedless grapes, hot coco with milk not water, carrots, extra sharp cheese, and plain yogurt blended with raspberries, blueberries, and marionberries.

5 things I would do with a million dollars: Move to some place that I choose! Build the house of my dreams. Travel everywhere in the world that I want to see. Build myself a library fit for a castle with the rolling ladders and all! Make the worlds coolest swimming pool in my back yard!!

5 places I would run away to: Scotland, just because I have always wanted to. Ireland because there are no snakes!! A huge library that I had all to my self forever!!!! Italy to eat Italian food. And a deserted island to lay around doing nothing!!!!!

5 TV shows I like: No, laughing!! America's Next Top Model (never admit to watching), Amazing Race, Lost, NCIS, and Smallville.

5 things I hate to do: Scrubbing toilets, doing dishes, scrubbing floors, cleaning windows, and weeding.

Best joys of the moment: That my house is almost finished being painted, I am going to Hawaii in two months, Autumn is here because I love the rain, my kids are old enough that I have the time to enjoy every minute with them, and that I have a husband that likes everything I do.

People to Tag: I tag Sarah.

Home Coming Week

It is Home Coming Week at the high school. We all know that this week is filled with crazy antics to get the students school spirit up. I know about the football game, bomb fire, and pep rallies.

But I have never heard of running 75 miles. That is what the cross country team does for Home Coming Week every year. This year they started at Provo High school and ran all the way back here. They took turns in groups. It was like a relay, they passed a football to those that were taking over.

It still was a long grueling day, but these kids loved every minute of it. It took them 7 hours to run the entire way. I trailed along after I got the other kids off to school. The team ended the day by running flares into a stadium and lighting the bomb fire for the school. This is a day that Van will not likely forget.

Hann

In our house there are two groups of kids; the boys ( Van and Tony) and Michy and Hann ( called by their real names). That is just how we have always referred to them.

Last night the elders quorum president called. He said " I know that Tsenu will not be home for a while but can I borrow the boys to help move someone?"

I sent them off to help.

In the meanwhile I made dinner and Tsenu came home. I told him that he needed to go check on the boys, I did not want them walking home alone at night. Then I said, " Besides the boys have not even eaten dinner."

Hann, whom had been standing beside me the whole time, finally turned to me and said, "I am a boy too!"

After that he made his dad take him to go help move the lady so he could be with the boys.

Taking A Stand

My children's school sent out a questioner. They wanted to know how well they are doing, as a school. They asked for comments at the end about what we thought was important for our children's eduction. This is what I wrote to them:

1. I think that schools should create an environment that is conducive to learning. I know that teachers get frustrated but it never helps the situation to yell, belittle, or use profanity in class. Those that are watching and listening are affected by this behavior.

2. I think that P.E. should be brought back on a daily basis. It will give children a place to release pent up energy that they otherwise use to annoy teachers and cause problems in class.

3. I strongly believe that all children should be punished for their own transgressions and not for others. My children have continually had children in their class with behavioral problems, and will continue. I do not think that the children with the problems are getting any better with peer pressure; instead other children are being punished. I ask you to rectify this situation.
( If you do not understand this; our schools punish as a class. They think that if all the children get mad at the one causing the problem it will make the trouble maker improve their behavior.)

I even took my comments to the principals office. She said that I had three very valid points. She was going to talk to the staff about #1 & 3. Plus, she would like to do something about #2. She thought that it was a good point that if children released energy outside there might be less problems in classroom.

I am going to continue to keep an eye on the situation. I am hopping that things will change but I do not always trust that others will follow through.

Hamburgology

Michy named this blog.

Last night for dinner I made the kids hamburgers.

Hann asked me last night why is it called a hamburger?

Michy asked why is it called a hamburger when there is no ham in it?

The answer is really quite simple: because Hamburg, Germany made the first hamburgers. They were nothing like the ones that we eat now but that is still were the name came from. I looked up an answer on line for them. I do it for all of the questions I get from the two of them.

The funny thing is that Hann started this conversation and he does not even like meat. He and Michy are what I refer to as almost vegetarian, they do eat meat occasionally. Lucky for me they both love beans and other alternatives for protein.

Tsenu's Mid-life Crisis

See my sweet bald hubby! I like him like this!!

Now this is what his hair looks like.

We are remodeling the bathroom, ignore it!

Much to my dismay Tsenu has decided to grow his hair out. He told me Saturday. Our conversation went:

Tsenu: I am growing out my hair.

Me: Why?

Tsenu: Because I never have before.

Me: Oh, really.

Tsenu: Yeah, in my country it is a tradition to grow out your hair when you're dying.

Me: Yeah, RIGHT!

Tsenu:(laughing) You never know it could be!

Van and Tony

Van and Tony also want their own spot on my blog. Teenagers!!!

Van is 14 years old and a freshman in high school. I still can not believe that myself. He runs on the cross country team. He is good but nobody ever tell him I said so, his head is big enough as it is. He told me yesterday that he is going to join wrestling this year too. I have absolutely let him know I will not watch. The thought makes me queasy. Michy says Van is going to kill himself.

Tony is thirteen years old and in eighth grade. I can not really tell you what Tony likes besides drawing. He wants to play soccer next year but he hates running. He actually does not like anything physical at all. I keep wondering where he puts all of the food he eats. Oh, see there you go something I can definitely say Tony likes and excels at EATING!

This is Van and Tony.

Snow in September

Can You believe this it is not even October yet!

We awoke this morning to rain, shortly after it turned to snow. Tony was camping with the boy scouts. Needless to say he came home this morning instead of this afternoon. They were doing a service project for one of the church's ranches.

john west salmon ad

The Kids all love this!!

holly dolly

Michy's Theme Song

Michy and Hann

My children already have names that they go by on the Internet, I will be using them.

This is Michy and Hann they are sweet and eccentric children. They put together pictures yesterday and used the movie maker to make a film with them. I did say eccentric!

Michy is ten years old and in the fifth grade. She plays the piano and draws comic books. Hann is eight years old and in the third grade. He is a jokester and loves to make everyone laugh.

These two are joined at the hip. So, whatever one does so does the other. They are both complete HAMS! You will know what I mean when you see their pictures. They do not believe pictures should be taken without props.

Once when we took family pictures their dad told everyone to hold still and not to move. So, what did Hann do? He used his eyes to look in each direction: up, down, left,and right. Now when we take pictures their dad says hold everything still including your eyes!! I thought the whole thing was funny, dad did not.